Sunday

Today is pretty routine. Went down for lunch, while eating then suddenly realised that it's sunday. Thought that my father will be coming, as confirmed the other night as he still has something to settle with me. Then after lunch, went back home read newspapers, play games, very soon is dinner time. Then called my father then he told me he's not coming (he not auto one, must wait for me to call). So i went for dinner and continue to slack for the rest of the day. Oh and now watching soccer loh. Well i know it's kinda routine and boring, but what can a pai ka do? Cant walk too long, cant go too far. Sianz.

Joke of the day

A doctor asks an 85 year old patient for a sperm sample, in order to determine whether the man might still conceive, even as an octogenarian, "Take this jar home and bring back your sample tomorrow," he tells the old boy.
The following day, the patient returns with an empty jar.
"What happened?" asks the doc.
"Well, first I tried with my right hand... but nothing," frowns the pensioner, "then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing."
"Oh dear," says the doctor, "... please carry on."
Well,then I asked my wife for help - she used her right hand, her left hand... her mouth," continues her patient, now clearly distressed, "and still nothing! We even called up Ethel, from next door, and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, even between her legs! But still nothing."
The doctor is mortified: "you asked your neighbour?"
"Yep," replies the old man, "but like i said, she couldn't get the lid off either."

Quote of the day

"A ship in harbor is safe - but that is not what ships are for."
- John A. Shedd