Joke of the day

Three Aussies, Gregg, Bruce and Bluey were working on a high-rise building project. Then one day, poor Gregg, falls off the building and is killed off instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away.
Bruce says, "Someone should go and tell his wife."
Bluey says, "Okay, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."
Two hours later, Bluey comes back carrying a case of Foster's.
Pleased, Bruce says, "Where did you get that, Bluey?"
"Gregg's wife gave it to me. " Bluey replies.
"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you the beer?"
"Well not exactly," Bluey says, "When she answered the door, i said to her, 'You must be the widow.' She said, 'No, I'm not a widow.' And i said, 'I'll bet you a case of Foster's you are.'"

Quote of the day

"A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between he does what he wants to do."
- Bob Dylan